You're Katsuragi's sister?
Damn, she's cute!
Is Elsie your real name?
She looks like a doll!
Chatter
What's she trying to pull here?
Hey, are you really his sister?
Yes.
I'm one hell of a little sister!
Pfft.
You're wasted on that four-eyed dweeb.
What's that supposed to mean?!
Divi-
My brother is amazing!
Just wait...
Every girl in the world will be after my brother!
Divine One, please wait for me!
I don't know my way around the human world yet...
We caught the loose soul!
Shouldn't that complete the contract?!
Now, get this guillotine of a collar off my neck!
But you haven't completed the contract.
Huh?
There are still many loose souls in this city.
I'm supposed to capture them all?!
I wanted to do something to help, so I asked Chief Dokuro
to arrange a few things for me.
Bureau Chief
If I'm your sister, and we're in the same class,
we'll be ready whenever a loose soul appears!
Hold it right there!
Don't tell me that you're going to follow me home.
Don't siblings live together in this world?
Hellooo!
You're not my sister!
Starting today, I'm your sister.
That's not my point!
But I just explained...
No more making concessions to the real world!
I'll never let you into our house!
Oh! How unusual.
Keima, along with a friend!
Um...
Who might you be?
Very pleased to meet you.
I'm Keima's mother!
Come now, have a seat.
If we have plenty of anything, it's chairs.
Here you go.
Thank you very much.
Oh, right.
And what's your name?
I go by Elsie.
My! I'll call you "El", then.
Yes!
I'm your husband's illegitimate daughter.
You're a very funny girl...
This is a letter from my late mother.
Let's see...
Hello, dear?
Yeah, it's me.
How about explaining yourself?
Explain what?
Ask your crotch!
Going overseas tomorrow for work again?
Divine One!
Got a kid for every trip you've taken?!
My mom used to be in a biker gang.
Don't bother coming home!
Keima, forget about your father.
He's dead to us!
Did he pass away?
He's not dead!
Don't worry.
I'll take good care of you!
Hold it right there!
Straight to Hell
Hardmap
I refuse to accept this.
I'll do anything!
Just please let me stay at your house!
No.
I can't let you live with us.
Because...
You haven't properly established yourself as a little sister.
E-Established myself?
Allow me to teach you something useful.
The symbol that signifies a little sister's qualities...
BMW.
Da -
dum
Keima
Popular Dating Sims
B-BMW?
The basic determining conditions establishing a little sister's identity.
Behold!
First, blood!
As in a blood relationship!
She must be related by blood!
Step-sisters, or others who are "like a sister," may as well be total strangers!
Next, memory!
As in shared memories!
Precious family memories forged over time!
An irreplaceable bond between siblings!
But above all, she must care deeply for her older brother.
Be moé for your big brother!
Yes. This world needs higher standards.
The Little Sister Crusade
The unqualified should never be classified as little sisters.
But...
You and I share no memories!
Big Brother Reconquista
You've been ruining my life!
Besides...
We don't have the same blood running through our veins!
Chomp
Bite
I-I'm bleeding!
What was that for?!
N-Now we have the same blood running through our veins.
Please!
I want to hunt down loose souls!
Love Minus
Thank you very much!
Divine One!
Divine Brother!
Um...
BM... Um...
So in other words, I just have to be a good little sister.
Yep!
Mother's gone to talk with someone called a lawyer.
So I made dinner tonight!
I already know what's going to happen!
You're going to serve me really bad food!
Did you make curry?
Pasta?!
Wow! You're right!
Here!
Pescatore Styx!
It's twice as good as the fish from this world.
It looks fifty-thousand times more disgusting!
To make this, I cooked my heart out for you.
Open wide!
It's actually pretty good.
Gag
Isn't it?
Swallow
I just now noticed...
This room looks really clean.
I tidied up the place.
Along with the other rooms.
And the storefront!
I'd say you more than just tidied up...
The house looks almost new.
I was on cleaning duty for three hundred years, after all!
Three hundred years?!
Yep!
I've had this broom for 298 years!
It's really special.
Inside, there's magic to help me clean.
See these crumbs?
One sweep, on the lowest setting, will do the trick.
Here we go!
Boom
Hey.
I'm sorry.
It was on the highest setting...
Rumble Rumble
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Rumble Rumble
My stomach's killing me!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
It must have been that pasta!
Damn it! I don't even know where to start!
She barely resembles a demon,
but the second she does something, she's like Beelzebub incarnate.
I have to get rid of her.
And she couldn't ever be my little sister!
Nemolina
Brother?
Tacchinardi
Yes?
Nemolina
Do you want me to be even sweeter to you?
Tacchinardi
Yes, I'd like that very much.
Nemolina
Okay then, here I go...
Nemolina
Brother... I love you...
Crap.
She's starting to meet the conditions.
A power outage?
Splash
Squish
Wha-
Wh-What?!
I just felt something!
Whoa!
Whoa
What are you doing?!
Since I'm the reason for your upset stomach,
I thought I could at least scrub your butt for you...
No way!
It doesn't matter what you try!
I'll never accept you as a little sister!
Stop triggering these made-up little sister events!
I'm not making anything up.
I really am a little sister.
Huh?
I have an older sister.
She excels at everything she does.
A true demon among demons...
But... I was completely the opposite.
Stuck on cleaning duty every day...
So when I was selected for the Loose Souls team,
I was so happy, I could have died.
I mean...
I finally had the chance to do a demon's work!
I couldn't care less.
I live in the gaming world.
I won't let myself get carried away by the moment.
I operate on logic and reason.
And my logic and reason tell me
that I should accept you as my little sister.
Really?
Unfortunately, that's the best solution.
I want nothing to do with you.
But there isn't any point in kicking you out.
I can't get rid of you anyway, while this collar's around my neck.
So there's only one logical solution...
Capture those loose souls and complete our contract.
Divine One...
Thank you so much!
Don't touch me!
I'm doing this for my own benefit!
And you can use this opportunity to improve your record.
That might earn you some praise from your sister.
Thank you very much, Divine One.
What is it?
Divine One...
Here you go!
You washed it using water...
Nope.
I used soap, too, to make sure it was super-clean!
On second thought, get the hell out!
What?!
One Hell of a Little Sister
The Uji Shui Monogatari...
...One
This story focuses on a human, who is completely absorbed in a single task.
The artist, Ryoshu, was said to be so skilled,
he could suck the soul out of his model.
Consequently, his art was surrounded by dark rumors.
Ryoshu had a sweet and lovely daughter, who was completely unlike him.
A loose soul that can hide inside a person's heart...
How many are out there?
When the lord of Horikawa laid his eyes upon her,
he took her, to be a lady of his court.
Kosaka, continue.
Okay!
To my dear brother and Divine One,
I, Elsie, am so happy that we can live together now.
On that note, can we talk during lunch today?
P.S. Please forget about what happened in the bath. It was embarrassing.
Why are you reading it out loud?!
Why not? You wanted him to know, right?
So, what happened in the bath?
What happened in the bath?
What happened in the bath?!
It doesn't matter how many there are!
I'll catch every single one and fulfill this contract!
Please wait for me, Divine One!
What's wrong?
Do you feel unwell?
You'd better believe it!
Hold on! Hold on!
There's more than enough for all you hungry kids!
Everything's 10% off today!
What is that?
A sandwich vendor.
Sandwich vendor?
The food in our cafeteria's expensive,
so everyone buys sandwiches from that stand.
Oh...
Everyone's favorite omelet soba sandwich is on a first-come, first-served basis!
What's an omelet soba sandwich?
Oh...
It's a fried-noodle sandwich that's wrapped in egg.
They use an original sauce that's really good, or so I've been told.
Sounds so yummy...
This is the loose soul signal.
It must be nearby.
So it's responding to someone in that crowd?
No. It's coming from a different direction...
Move.
I said move.
Silence, commoners.
It's Mio.
From the Aoyama family...
Make way, make way!
Give me one.
Here's your omelet soba sandwich!
That'll be 100 yen.
Out of 10,000?
I can't take that.
Don't you have any change?
Sorry, but I've never carried change in my life.
What?
How's this?
Give me as many omelet soba sandwiches as this will buy.
Sold out of Omelet Soba Sandwiches
What?!
Enough of your squawking, commoners.
If you don't like it, get rich like me.
And the one with the loose soul is...
Yes, it's her.
Aoyama Mio, sixteen years old.
She's in high-school class 2-A.
Daughter of the owner of Aoyama Central Industries.
Her birthday is January 2nd.
It'll take a lot of effort to tame a girl with a will that strong.
What are you talking about?
She looks relatively easy to handle.
Huh?
Allow me to teach you something useful.
Standoffish characters merely hide their innocence within a suit of armor.
By Keima
They may make a show of being tough,
but on the inside, they're very delicate and uncommonly pure.
Once you've broken through the armor,
she'll be as soft as putty.
How can you be so certain, without even speaking to her?
I know it!
Bam
Cat-like eyes!
Light-colored hair!
A high forehead!
Twin pigtails!
Those mean there's a 99% chance she fits the mold!
I've seen three hundred of those.
In your games?
But of course.
It'd be 100% if she were also short.
What? That'd be too...
Wow, look at the heels on those things...
Divine One!
Huh?
Ah, I thought you already ran off.
I'm...
in love with you.
I've felt this way from the moment I first met you.
Divine One!
I-I'm supposed to work with you as a buddy, so...
Um... Well...
How was that love confession?
Huh?
For some reason, it didn't feel right.
Maybe I should try the one from Compress Love...
Um, what was that about?
I was trying out a love confession from a game.
It's actually easier to catch aggressive girls by surprise.
So you confess your love at the very beginning,
rather than letting them dictate the pace.
We'll be throwing the opening punch.
I see.
I'll run down the list.
You tell me which ones leave a strong impression.
M-Me?
Here's the second one.
Y-Yes!
I've had my eyes on you all along.
It makes me blush, even when I know you're only joking.
This isn't a joke!
I'm serious.
You're all I can think about!
Ow.
I'm going by the script!
Read the damned list!
R-Right...
The Next Day
I'm in love with you.
Would you go out with me?
Yes, my lady.
Uncle! Uncle!
Cracking
You must be tired, after such a long day.
Why did she turn you down?
I don't get it.
She didn't even bat an eyelash.
I was expecting her to turn me down,
but not like this...
Did I make a mistake in my assumptions?
Elsie!
Yes!
I'm using my raiment to track them.
In the real world, it's pretty hard to find out where someone lives.
Normally, an icon would indicate the girl's location.
Wow! She really is rich!
Hmm?
Hey, that's not it.
Huh?
Chiein Apartments
Aoyama
I'm home.
Baby, You're a Rich Girl
Drive My Car
I Don't Want to Spoil the Party
"I prefer game characters because they never betray you."
And have you ever betrayed a game character?
Have you ever fallen for a different girl?
These girls have their own lives, on the other side of the monitor!
When I say I love them, I take that into account!
You betcha!